

Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.
Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes!
Think about this one :
1. Cows
2..The Constitution
3. The Ten CommandmentsC O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each one of them a cow!.
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O NThey keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
PART OF THE PROBLEMAlso, Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone-- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
Yep, I passed it on!

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The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Don't people wear bras anymore????
http://vodpod.com/watch/209202-beware-hoodie-bandit


LOL this one is VERY interesting to me. So here's the summary.
- Palin makes comment in line with Obama (not in line with Mccain)
- Palin and Mccain interview with Katie Couric
- Palin confirms and explains her position as previously reported, which is in line with Obama
- Mccain said "No" and that what was reported on Palin's previous/current position was incorrect and "gotcha" reporting and she didn't hear the question correctly
- Palin agrees Mccain
- Palin just agreed that: she didn't hear the question correctly TWICE and answered the question incorrectly TWICE. And her affirmation and explanation in this interview was taken out of context, though she gave the same explanation.
Here is Palin, again making jabs without thought and Hasselback defending her. I just want to say I don't doubt Palin is a strong woman, but if maybe she was educated on the environment and situations she is in now then maybe she wouldn't be jabbing herself as much. Though hasselback needs to admit once someone has messed up...we all do it hon.
