Awkward!





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Vegansexuals





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Gone for awhile






Hey guys, there are big things and changes going on with the economy and the world. I think it's exciting and interesting times, as you've seen me write before. So to add to drastic times and news, I will be stepping away from the blog for sometime. I know, I know...heartbreaking, tear jerking, and suicidal thought thinking news...but you must go on... ::sings Celine Dion's "My heart will go on"::
LOL
Seriously, I've been feeling horrible lately and can't keep up with the posts. When I start to feel better i see some good things for the blog. Till then, enjoy the random posts of Girth and From mi head to mi toe mi ah happen.
Toodles!
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People Are Such Idiots





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Picture Me This...






LOL The new US dollar to reflect the financial "blip" we're going through.
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VP Debate SNL Style





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The Wise Words of Maxine





Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ...

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Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.

Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ? Yes!

Think about this one :

1. Cows
2..The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each one of them a cow!.


T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S


The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

PART OF THE PROBLEM

Also, Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone-- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

Yep, I passed it on!

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Source: PostSecret
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"Hey There Sarah Palin" (To Hey There Delilah)





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Funny of the Day





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LOL Homer Simpson Tries to Vote





Lol! Check out this clip from the Simpsons where Homer tries to vote and is having a little difficulty picking the "right" candidate.

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What The Hell!?!?!?!?







This is from the Sonia Rykiel fashion show in Paris yesterday. I think creativity is either reaching uncomfortable heights or an all time lowwww. Can you see yourself in this hot piece? Your thoughts...
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Worst Website URLs





CHECK THEM OUT THEY ARE REAL!!!


1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity.


www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at

www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at

www.penisland.net

4. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:

www.molestationnursery.com

6. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at

www.gotahoe.com

7. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at

www.therapistfinder.com


Source
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Gotta Luv Smart Asses





A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed at her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

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Shoulda Seen That Coming TWICE!!!





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BEWARE OF THE HOODIE BANDIT!!!!!!!





Can't embed the video but so worth checking out...

Don't people wear bras anymore????
http://vodpod.com/watch/209202-beware-hoodie-bandit
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And YOU Thought It Didn't Matter





This is a vid from back in the primaries but...shows you who said the "R" word wouldn't be an issue for Obama. Well West Virgina sure told all of us what they are thinking with no holding back. Imagine this for president, what regular folks go through in this town. Sub class citizens I suppose. What are your thoughts?

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Your Daily Politics





What are your thoughts on these two vids?

LOL this one is VERY interesting to me. So here's the summary.

  • Palin makes comment in line with Obama (not in line with Mccain)
  • Palin and Mccain interview with Katie Couric
  • Palin confirms and explains her position as previously reported, which is in line with Obama
  • Mccain said "No" and that what was reported on Palin's previous/current position was incorrect and "gotcha" reporting and she didn't hear the question correctly
  • Palin agrees Mccain
  • Palin just agreed that: she didn't hear the question correctly TWICE and answered the question incorrectly TWICE. And her affirmation and explanation in this interview was taken out of context, though she gave the same explanation.





Here is Palin, again making jabs without thought and Hasselback defending her. I just want to say I don't doubt Palin is a strong woman, but if maybe she was educated on the environment and situations she is in now then maybe she wouldn't be jabbing herself as much. Though hasselback needs to admit once someone has messed up...we all do it hon.

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Bringing back your sanity with a bit of oddity, to the over-worked, over-schooled and over-"lifed". Stop your whining and take in the pointless and nonsense of your Study Breaks. Enjoy you slackers!