So we all know the saying that:


"If you sometimes feel a little useless, offended or depressed...always remember that YOU were once the fastest and most victorious sperm out of millions"


Ok maybe it's not that common, but you better thank your lucky pebbles that your little spermie wasn't past it's experiation date. According to Danish and Sweedish studies, there is a link between the father's age and diseases such as schizophrenia and autism and the bipolar disorder. Apparently, although men produce their goods through out their lifetime, unlike women who go through menopause, with age their goodies can become mutated causing slight concern for dads especially over the age of 55. Linkage is not fully 100% but a strong connection to the baby's disorder and the paternal contribution. They say that "Advanced paternal age also has been linked with birth defects, and some sperm banks have age limits for donors because of that."


So no more blaming mommy and her bad equipment, it's now on the (sugar) daddies and their mutated salad dressing.