Study Breaks

What was the proper position to have bowel movements. Now you know!

We all know Dr. Kovorkian and how he tried to help those who couldn't stand the painful wait to die. It's arguable admirable, although illegal. However, one thing about the doc is that he made it painless with cleans lines and a bit classy you know, no messy clean ups, unlike mr. man up above who tossed his wife over their balcony. Check out the copy and pasted story below:

ANSAS CITY, Mo. - A Kansas City man pleaded guilty Friday in Jackson County Circuit Court to second-degree murder in the death of his wife.

Stanley Reimer, 52, admitted to throwing his wife, Criste, off the balcony of their 4th floor Plaza Point apartment in August 2007.

Court documents state Reimer, the former Nelson Atkins Art Museum accountant, told police he was experiencing extreme financial difficulties and could not care for his wife any longer. Criste had numerous health issues involving her brain and her legs. A caregiver told police Criste could barely walk.

Reimer told police he walked with his wife to the balcony of their apartment, kissed her, picked her up and threw her from the balcony.

Reimer was sentenced to life in prison.

LOL!! I'm sorry guys, but some of the things I come across on the internet are just plain out hilarious. Here I am stumbling through random pages, looking at epic fails and funny vids and then BOOM! What all you skanks have been looking for. The artificial hymen, made to give you that virgin like feel of breaking through barriers to success, or that sense of innocense (reason for pic above). :-S. If you are curious and secretly want to order the specs are below as well as the site.

No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.

Feature:

• Easy to use
• Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
• Soluble and expandable at body heat
• Clinically proven non-toxic to human
• No side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction
• Made in Japan

This item will be shipped from China

Source: Holy Taco

Guys I stumbled across this site with a letter from a brother to sister about how she should appreciate her job because of the experience he went through at his. You can't help to laugh and then feel sorry for him. Take a look...

"Hi Sue:

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.

Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool.

So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.

Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.

Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.

Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.

Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.

When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.

As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job"

January 1, 2005"

Source: PostSecret

LOL See how long you can look at this and keep a straight face. Ready...set...go

Dog Malfunction

Sorry guys, but this is has been a big story in FL for awhile now. Today the medical examiner confirmed that remains found over a week ago near Casey Anthony's house, were indeed that of her daughter.

Very quick recap of the case: 2 year old Caylee Anthony was reported missing by her grandparents when they questioned their 23 year old daughter and Caylee's mother, Casey Anthony, about her where abouts, and was told that she hadn't seen her daughter in 4 weeks. During the initial investigation Casey lied several times about where she was, who had her daugther and when was the last time she was seen. She was arrested and released several times. Her claim was that a babysitter named Zoniada Gonazlez had kidnapped Caylee. Though no one had ever seen or heard of anyone of that name and Casey also gave a false address of where she dropped Caylee off the last time she saw her.

To read more about the new developments check out the CNN link. Very sad story.

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This piece of art is called Play Me.

Sorry about the graphic pic but...





Holy goodness and everything completely random in this world (like my FIFTH wisdom tooth). A 3 day old baby was operated on to remove a foot from his brain. YES, A FOOT FROM HIS BRAIN. An ultrasound showed that the baby had a growth or tumor of some kind but when the docs went in, out popped a foot and what is believed to be parts of an intestine in the folds of the infant's tiny brain, in addition to another developing foot, hand and thigh.

So you're thinking that this is creepy and weird, well funny thing is, so are the doctors.

I've never seen anything like it before," Grabb told the Colorado Springs Gazette. "It looked like the breach delivery of a baby coming out of the brain. You show those pictures to the most experienced pediatric neurosurgeons in the world, and they've never seen anything like it," Grabb told the Gazette. "This is completely abnormal."

The kinda sorta maybe explanation:
The reason for the strange growth was not clear at first. It was thought to be a teratoma -- a congenital brain tumor composed of foreign tissue such as muscle, hair or teeth -- or a fetus in fetu, which is a developmental abnormality in which a fetal twin begins to form within the other.

Check out the source link for the full story. Weird right?

Source: DenverChannel.com

Mick Boogie presents... Adele: 1988 from MickBoogie on Vimeo.

Now this is a tramp stamp!!

I know some perpetually glass half empty readers. What are your first thoughts when you see this pic?

Sometimes when you read these stories you get so mad, but I guess in the situation who knows. A 21 year old Med student in Wisconsin was found dead by her fiance, which police think was a stranger breaking into her apartment. The student placed a 911 call and the dispatcher didn't send police to her apartment until 48 minutes later, which by then her fiance had come home and found her body in the apartment. She died from several stab wounds to the chest and strangulation. Of course the departments are all saying they did what they were supposed to do and the dispatcher didn't hear any screaming or anything so didn't think that it was an emergency. Uh huh. Well guys make sure if you're getting attacked that you scream, even if you are being strangled or ducted taped or it doesn't count as an emergy..k? good. What do you think about this story?

Source: CNN - Slain Student Called 911, but No One Came in Time

It's vintage Dr. House. I'll say he's gotten better with age.

Source: Supermasterpiece.com

Remember Robyn from "Show me the meaning"

Hey, be careful what you do around your kids, cause they watch what you do! Now with what he "knows" now, what do you think he'll be doing in 15 years?

Check it out around the 35 sec mark...

Helen Keller Fail. She is definitely a dedicated actress.

Below is a reply to the question "What was your worst date?". Check out Gapers Block to read alot more.

Just one worst date?

The guy who didn't mention he was a midget or that he lived out of state.

The guy who looked at a $13 Goden Nugget bill and said, "Ooh, that's expensive. I've got seven dollars."

The guy who told me, "Admit it, if we'd met in person you never would have gone out with me. White women won't go on dates with asian men." Yet, there I was--a white woman on a date with an asian man who I knew was asian when I agreed to the date.

The guy who said, "If the office calls, I might have to go and harvest a brain."

The guy who read my entire blog before our first date. I said, "This one time in Rome..." and he said, "Oh, yeah, that was a funny, I read all about it." Leaving me with no stories to tell.

Source: PostSecret.com

To one of the Med-breakers who sparked the need for the blog. LOL We dedicate this fail video to you. Just for giggles. Enjoy!

Check out the Bustedtees website. Like the title says, hilarious yet relateable tees. I would totally wear some of this stuff if I were in a city I was only visiting that was more on the open or risque side like LA or Vegas. There's one that speaks to me directly :) too bad I lost the bet. check it out! Would you wear any of them?

Ludacris - One More Drink Feat. T-pain from tyhans on Vimeo.

Curious to see how many layoffs there have been and the newly announced cuts (Bank of America 35k ppl will lose their jobs)? Check out the Forbes Tracker. Harsh reality. I would advise not to check it everyday, but for those of you sheltered for right now, it's a very serious situation in the real world. test

You know, all the posts submitted here are to cheer you guys up or keep you abreast of what's going on in pop culture, or to even make you look like the source of some type of "did you know" info. But sometimes I come across some stories or videos that just make you feel so sad or sometimes speechless. Click on the picture to go watch the vid of the South Africa xenophobia attacks from earlier this year. It's taken from the view of the Times photographer who's job was to record the reactions all around.

It's horrible, but just keep watching...

Listen to the end. Now this is talent that we have grown use to not seeing and hearing. Enjoy!

My sis sent me the link to this. What do you think?

I just really wanted to use the pic above. :) So yesterday I read that the once cool instant film has ceased production...FOREVER. Polaroid said that the film should still be available up till most of 2009, but after the last film is sold, that's it. The obvious reason is business and plummeting sales, which Polaroid did not jump on when they had the chance to rule the digital world...but lets not get all business-ey. Yeah I have a Master's degree and I can make up words. So there!

Anywhoo, fans from all walks are trying to appeal to Polaroid to keep it going, but money rules all. Check out the article below for more info. What do you think, keep the polaroid or toss it?

Source: Fans bid farewell to Polaroid film

I'm just going to copy and paste the story, because I'm that lazy right now.

"All gays in America have been called upon to not go to work today and instead volunteer your time to fight Prop 8 and the other anti-gay marriage ballot initiatives in Arizona, Arkansas and Florida. Some are also asking the gays not to buy any shit today to show bitches how important the gay dollar is! Um. Does that include lube? Because I'm totally out. You can't make me use Crisco, oil or lotion. I can't go back there again.
Now, I tried calling in gay, but my boss is a total Cunty McCunt and I've used that excuse before, so no dice. If you're like me and you can't call in gay, then click here to see how you can help.
If you call in gay, don't try to be slick and spend your day eating dongs, Ding Dongs and watching your stories. Well, if you watch your stories, spend time with One Life to Live. It's been getting good."

Source: Dlisted.com

For pictures with Santa!!! I know I have a pic somewhere in the world, with me and Santa. Only god knows where that Polaroid (which they have stopped making) is. But I can honestly say I probably looked a little better than some of these characters. Cute but hilarious. Can you imagine being the Santa? The last one is just something to end this post with a nice little..."what the hell?"
Enjoy!