LOL!! I'm sorry guys, but some of the things I come across on the internet are just plain out hilarious. Here I am stumbling through random pages, looking at epic fails and funny vids and then BOOM! What all you skanks have been looking for. The artificial hymen, made to give you that virgin like feel of breaking through barriers to success, or that sense of innocense (reason for pic above). :-S. If you are curious and secretly want to order the specs are below as well as the site.

No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.

Feature:

  • Easy to use
  • Place inside vagina 15-20 minutes before intercourse
  • Soluble and expandable at body heat
  • Clinically proven non-toxic to human
  • No side effects, no pain to use, no allergic reaction
  • Made in Japan

This item will be shipped from China


Source: Holy Taco