Thank You Sweet Baby Jesus! The Big One Lives!!

So the DNA test results are in and it's looking like it's not Big Foot, but more of something that has human DNA and 96% possom. Yah a possom . Well the whole proving part isn't over with the finders saying the DNA may have been contaminated. The autopsy will continue as schedule. Can you imagine a half man half possom though...ew this whole bi species just doesn't work out really. The kids are never cute. Oh well, check out the article to get more info.

Article: "Bigfoot' fails DNA test