Well well, in the world of weird news we have a new one. You med students learning about rectal probes and the anal gaye gland might get tickled with this. A 64 year old West Virginia man who went into surgery to have a rectal tumor removed, is suing his doctor for stapling his rectum shut not allowing him to defecate for 17 days. Dats right 17 days!!!! WOW. The docotor counter claims saying that he did not staple his rectum shut, but that his bowels became swollen after the surgery.

The patient says that since the incident he now has "leakage" and has to wipe 12-15 times a day. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kinda reminds you of the side effects of those healthy oil chips that cause anal leakage or that new OTC diet pills Allie I think it's called where you poo on yourself uncontrollably.

Source: Man Goes to Court After Butt Stapled Shut